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Friday, September 19

Great One-Liners for Faith

I found an old email with some great faith-oriented one-liners that were fun, so I thought I’d share. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Give God what's right ~ not what's left.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end ~ God's way leads to an endless hope.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a faith-lift.

When praying, don't give God instructions ~ just report for duty.

We don't change God's message ~ His message changes us.

The church is prayer-conditioned.

When God ordains, He sustains.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Plan ahead ~ It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

Exercise daily ~ walk with the Lord.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

He who angers you controls you.

God answers knee mail.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

Be ye fishers of men ~ you catch them & He'll clean them.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Read the Bible ~ It will scare the hell out of you.


LauraLee Shaw said...

These are really great! I wanted to pick a favorite, but every time I tried, I picked a new one. You almost could put one of these out per day!!! Great stuff.

Vickie said...

ooh I really like these. I too don't even know which is my favorite, they are all so good.



Joanne Sher said...

Every one of these is GREAT - and I've read most of them, but still love to see them again. Thanks for sharing!

Lori Laws said...

The last one..."Read the Bible ~ it'll scare the hell out of you"

Love it!

Josh said...

They all were good, but I really liked this one:

"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."

I'd like to see more of these if you have more to post.

Amydeanne said...

those are great!